Quirky Personality Enthusiast Pillows

"He's a bit OCD with his spaghetti."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Football Crazy strip six

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Real Estate Personals

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'What's wrong with you?'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

She was always an introvert.

Freak Family.

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

A mad scientist.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

One size fits all

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

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