Quirky Personality Lover Pillows

'Actually, I'm more of a control nut - not a control freak. A nut is a freak you kind of like.'

'I like Jazz dance, rollerblading and strip malls. And, well, that's me in a nutshell.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

"Great tights!"

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Ass-less Chaps

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.