Quirky Characters Lover Pillows

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Victorian Gentleman

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Storage Unit of Love

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

'I even love the way you snore!'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

A mad scientist.

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."