Quirky Characters Enthusiast Pillows

"Why does the weirdo on the bus always have to sit next to me?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Football Crazy strip six

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Victorian Gentleman

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I think he just ashed on me."

Nick Offerman

"I beg to differ."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"Who are These People?"

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Going up?'

Minister's File

Goblin.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Freak Family.

A mad scientist.