Quirky Characters Enthusiast Prints

"Why does the weirdo on the bus always have to sit next to me?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Football Crazy strip six

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

Victorian Gentleman

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

My Spam Sketchbook

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Nick Offerman

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Who are These People?"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'What's wrong with you?'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Going up?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Goblin.

Minister's File

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"