Quirky Characters Fan Prints

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Social Distancing Club

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Victorian Gentleman

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

"Who are These People?"

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'