Quirky Characters Fan Gifts

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Do you do much walking?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Nick Offerman

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"Who are These People?"

Top Secret Files

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Going up?'