Quirky Character Fan Gifts

Nick Offerman

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Snow White and the seven rehab dwarves.'

Party Favor Cat

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

"They call me Little Miss Neckbreaker!"

Goblin.

Bill Odity 'Today I shall be a bit of a tit and lay an egg...tweet, tweet!'

"It's that weird Ahab friend of yours. He probably wants to come in and stare at the Albino tigers again for about 9 hours."

Monster in a T-shirt.

'You're obviously getting plenty of humpy-bumpy!'

"You'll feel better once you see the doctor..."

Beryl Baimbridge

Angela Carter

"Who are These People?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Phoenix

My Spam Sketchbook

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The next damn Batman.

"So, do you come here often?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Top Secret Files

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"So who else is gonna be there?"