Quirky Costume Fan Gifts

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

'Roof, please.'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Social Distancing Club

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Jarvis Cocker

'It was great. I hated it.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Do you do much walking?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Phoenix

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Deer Cross Dressing.

The next damn Batman.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

Nick Offerman

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Who are These People?"

Builders fashion range

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.