Quirky Character Admirer Pillows

Me, myself and I.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

I really hope Medicare for all passes, little buddy. If it passes, no one will be forced to stay in a bad marriage just for the health insurance. There'll be million of men re-entering the dating scene. The competition will help me keep my skills honed. Of course, all the extra women on the scene might negate the challenge ... Maybe I should give this more thought. I'm worried that if it passes, I'll be able to get checked, and they'll remove my pulsating mole. Throbby? But you love Throbby.

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Quilp's grotesque politeness

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

A mad scientist.

Car Salesman

"I fell in love with your quirky air of unpredictability. Now I realise that you're just plain stupid."

The Neighbours from Hell....

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

My Spam Sketchbook

Giant Sale!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Nick Offerman

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Who are These People?"

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Freak Family.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Goblin.