Quirky Character Appreciator Pillows

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Taste buds

'Everything I need to know about about you I learned from looking at what you post on your fridge.'

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

Whistler's Irritating Second Cousin.

'How long have you had that cold on your chest?'

Beware of Anthropomorphic Dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I'm a monster."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Cheesie Rider

My Spam Sketchbook

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Mummy Shrink.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Curiosity."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

Flytrap nerd.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

A mad scientist.