Quirky Character Lover Pillows

'What your Christmas tree says about you.'

Flatware Follies.

'Norman Whimplebottom, but you can call me Tiger.'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

My spam sketchbook; or, who are these people?

A weird slug-man who says 'Wayne' instead of wine.

Freak Family.

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

#1 Jerk-off

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"I love you, you big fool."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

My Spam Sketchbook

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Nick Offerman

"I beg to differ."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'