Quirkiness Enthusiast Pillows

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"You're statistically impossible - go away!"

"Try and be interesting."

"There's a suggestion we lack communication skills."

Hats and Food

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Fishing for Birds

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Imagine

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Football Crazy strip six

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

The Frankenstein snowman.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Tasty.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

Man with Cat on his Head

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Piano Prompt

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'Mr. Gridley writes blurbs for tombstones.'