Quirky Style Enthusiast Pillows

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

One size fits all

Selections from The Janet Reno® Collection

Noodle wigs. They used to be cool but now everyone's wearing them.

'Bring me my little green slippers, with the curly toes.'

'I'm terribly sorry but white socks and sandals is against our restaurants' dress code.'

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

Dad in Fashion Meltdown.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Football Crazy strip six

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."