Quirky Style Aficionado Pillows

"That look is so last week."

"When it fills in I'm hoping for the texture of corduroy."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'