Quirky Style Lover Pillows

"Hey Babe, you're different"

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

"Do you think this Vietnamese pot-bellied pigskin beret is a little retro-chic?" "umm, no I think it's a little hat"

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

The pierced mans nose ring gets stuck on his door chain

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

'It's supposed to help my wife's self image.'

"You may be thinking Indiana Jones, I'm seeing Nigel Farage."

'An optician was having a closing down sale,,,I got the last pair'

'You never told me you wore trousers with suspenders.'

'It's a freak accident.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"Great tights!"

'Oh no. No daughter of mine is going out dressed like that!'

'You're the third person to say that today! Maybe a spinach leaf wasn't such a good idea for a tooth tattoo...'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Ass-less Chaps

"I think those are mine."

"It's a little much. Do you have them without this banana?"

Pirate window-shopping.

A monster in a pink bow

"Enough chit-chat. What's with the hat."

Name Withheld Upon Request

"It's some odd-ball salesman."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."