Quirky Style Lovers Pillows

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Clothiers. Some people are fashion forward but Ernie always throws it in reverse.

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Deer with flip-flops

"Before I talk about salary, I'd like to go over our dress code."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

Giant Sale!

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'