Quirky Styles Pillows

Hats and Food

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Best before 65 million BC.

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

wattle covers

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

The latest in Eyewear.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

Giant Sale!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Watch Your Step

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'