Quirky Style Pillows

"I got tired of webbed feet."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Best before 65 million BC.

Hats and Food

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

wattle covers

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Snapshots in Time

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Oi to the world!

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'