Quirky Styles T-Shirts

Hats and Food

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

wattle covers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Watch Your Step

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'