Quirky Style Seekers T-Shirts

Tattoo Parlour: No Personality? Come in and buy one.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

wattle covers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."