Quirky Fashion Sense T-Shirts

'Wait a minute!'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Hats

Joan Crawford junior

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Cockroach Costume

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"