Quirky Style Admirer Pillows

Concert pianist.

London Fly-Paper Vendor

The 'ironicycle'.

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

Bird at edge of birdbath in a bikini.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Balloons tied to a moustache.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

wattle covers

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."