Quirky Outfit Admirer Pillows

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

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"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Joan Crawford junior

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."