Quirky Outfit Admirer Pillows

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Hats

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Joan Crawford junior

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."