Quirky Aficionado Pillows

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Imagine

Football Crazy strip six

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Giant Sale!

"The usual."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Cat art exhibition.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'What's wrong with you?'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Early days in the cloning lab.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'