Quirkiness Aficionado Pillows

"Have we got a show for you!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Hats and Food

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Nun Fight.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Imagine

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Football Crazy strip six

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"The usual."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Cat art exhibition.

'What's wrong with you?'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Early days in the cloning lab.

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'