Quirkiness Aficionado Mugs

"Have we got a show for you!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Hats and Food

Nun Fight.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Imagine

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Football Crazy strip six

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"The usual."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Cat art exhibition.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Early days in the cloning lab.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."