Quirkiness Appreciator Mugs

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Bank robbers stealing petrol for the getaway car.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Football Crazy strip six

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"I'm a monster."

Cheesie Rider

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

God with Earth Controller

"Overkill, dude."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Giant Sale!

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Mummy Shrink.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Curiosity."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"High Fashion"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Freudian slip '