Quirky Love Appreciator Gifts

'Sweetheart, I love everything about you. Except for your naming you Doug.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Kate's Cat Kennel

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Cow

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."