Quirky Animal Appreciator Pillows

Evolution....the kinky bat.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Laboratory Retriever

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Say cheese!

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel