Quirky Creature Admirer Pillows

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Admit it, we're lost."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

King Kongs first christmas

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Phoenix

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Fishy tail.

The next damn Batman.

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

A Kangermoo

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Elementary Genetics

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

A mad scientist.