Quirky Creature Lover Pillows

Toadfish

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I love you, you big fool."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"He's an abstract artist."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Phoenix

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The next damn Batman.

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''