Quirky Creature Lover Gifts

Toadfish

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I love you, you big fool."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He's an abstract artist."

Phoenix

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

The next damn Batman.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

Fish in Water Cooler.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."