Quirky Animal Lover Gifts

This could be interesting...

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Man sitting in chair having a drink, Elephant trophy is drinking from the man's glass using it's trunk.

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"And that's why you go on safari."

A dead Turtle in his half open shell as a coffin.

Cloning lab

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Well, it was good to know you, Clyde."

'Who's been bringing food into the office?'

"Yeah, it's a modified super-soaker: a spit-soaker!"

Mini Zoo: Minor Nighthawk, Pygmy Buffalo, Dwarf Chameleon.

Needles

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"I am the eggman. I am the Walrus."

'Lord and Lady Lascelles de Vere Digby and their ratty little mongrel, Tinker.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'What sort of mix is she?'

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"

Mixed Up Genetics - Spineless Porcupine

'I'm afraid she's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease!'

'Hank, I don't think you better blow that crow call again.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Genetic Laxity - Albino Zebra.

'is that sand even clean?'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'Well, just look at you two. Now which one of you do they call crabby?'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Kate's Cat Kennel

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'They keep the flies out of my eyes and I look cool at the same time!'