Quirky Animal Enthusiast Gifts

"Where did you get this from?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

Nutty Assistants

'Every morning precisely at seven, Mrs Henderson took Petey out on his exercise fly.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Football Crazy strip six

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Fish in Water Cooler.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.