Quirky Pet Enthusiast Gifts

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Pitbull puppies, must go to a bad home.

Walking your pet bird.

Training the dog to use a litter box.

'He keeps hearing strange ringing sounds.'

'You threw away the claws! I didn't want the cat! I wanted the claws!"

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Apartment beekeeping.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"Therapy pet."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

'It's a good owl dog.'

Crocodile House

'Kyle, don't run with a beak in your mouth.'

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

May 1939 - The Germans invade Poland (Surrepitiously)

Practice Limited to Freeze-Dried Pets

101 Uses For a Dead Cat: Australian cork hat.

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'I won't use the litter box if it hasn't been cleaned for a couple days. I call it, 'Stinking Outside The Box'.'

Cat sleeps vertically in upended "This way up" box.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Canine.

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"