Quirky Companion Seeker Pillows

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Will relate to your life style: 50$.

'Mable's so lonely she went out and brought herself a talking scale.'

Love at First Sight

Cling-On Dog

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Lumbar support animal

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Love is Love

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Best Pals

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Old man

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Assisted Living.

Emotional Support Dog

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

Desert Island Water skiing.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.