Quirky Companion Seeker Prints

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

Will relate to your life style: 50$.

'Mable's so lonely she went out and brought herself a talking scale.'

Love at First Sight

Cling-On Dog

Lumbar support animal

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Love is Love

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Best Pals

Old man

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.