Quirky Companionship Prints

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Love is Love

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Freak Family.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Flatware Follies.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'