Quirky Date Lover Pillows

"I'm really into guys with brains."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Love at First Sight

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Storage Unit of Love

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Spud dating.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Tough Love 2000

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"So tell me again where you're from."

'You must be Olivia.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."