Quirky Date Night Enthusiast Pillows

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Drive in movies.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

In Desperate Straits.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

Romance

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Storage Unit of Love

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."