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"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

In Desperate Straits.

Love Trap

Film Lovers.

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

Storage Unit of Love

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."