Quirky Dating Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We've met before but I believe your head was bigger."

"I couldn't possibly go out with someone who is anti-clockwise."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Love at First Sight

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Spud dating.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service