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In Desperate Straits.

Accountancy ice-breakers.

"You're fascinating, ….. and not at all birdlike."

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"I think relationships have to be based on complete honesty so I feel you should know that I think you have revolting table manners and I would never...NEVER sleep with you."

'What I'm about to say, Miss Pomeroy, may shock and disgust you....'

'Gosh, Cynthia, I just adore that wistful 'I'd rather be anywhere else but here' look in your eyes whenever we're together!'

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Romance

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

Film Lovers.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Lovers.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."