Awkward Date Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Colin began to suspect that his date was interested in someone else

Romance

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'A table for two?'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Spud dating.

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

Nethead strip: Dates

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

The Adventures of Morton

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"

"Tonight, you're dessert!"