Awkward Date Enthusiast Pillows

In Desperate Straits.

Accountancy ice-breakers.

"You're fascinating, ….. and not at all birdlike."

"I think relationships have to be based on complete honesty so I feel you should know that I think you have revolting table manners and I would never...NEVER sleep with you."

'What I'm about to say, Miss Pomeroy, may shock and disgust you....'

'Gosh, Cynthia, I just adore that wistful 'I'd rather be anywhere else but here' look in your eyes whenever we're together!'

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."