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"Before our date goes any further...do you have any allergy or high cholesterol issues?"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

In Desperate Straits.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Storage Unit of Love

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Spud dating.

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

"The only way I could be sure the sitter would watch the baby, was to put it in front of the refrigerator!"

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'This would be so romantic if we weren't married to each other.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."