Quirky Date Enthusiasts Pillows

The date was going well until Colin decided to impress her by burping Queen's Greatest Hits.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Romance

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Spud dating.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

'A table for two?'

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"