Quirky Date Adventures Pillows

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Spud dating.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'You must be Olivia.'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

"So tell me again where you're from."

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

Ventrilamatch.com

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."