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"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Your profile said you were a dog."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Spud dating.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"So tell me again where you're from."

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

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